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US Decides Not Killing Civilians is Too Hard
US Decides Not Killing Civilians is T... The US's fleet of murder robots is not even trying to spare civilians anymore, it turns out. Good to have that out in the open. Submitted by: Melinda Taub...
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Small Town Mayor Shot; Wife Detained
Small Town Mayor Shot; Wife Detained Daniel Crespo was reportedly shot to death by his wife, Levette Crespo. Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Levette Crespo Daniel Crespo Bell Gardens CA...
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Watch LIVE: historic attempt to eat a GIANT 8,000 CALORIE BREAKFAST
Watch LIVE: historic attempt to eat a... Watch LIVE as humanity attempts to do the impossible, and consume this caloric colossus without going into cardiac arrest. No matter the outcome, it’ll be...
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Grey Lady Reduces Fat by 10% With Weird Old Trick (Layoffs)
Grey Lady Reduces Fat by 10% With Wei... The New York Times will be eliminating about 100 positions from their newsroom, they announced in an article by someone who’s probably about to be laid off....
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Secret Service Director Julia Pierson Resigns From Trying to Get the...
Secret Service Director Julia Pierson... Secret Service director Julia Pierson resigned today, in the wake of a number of security scandals. Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Julia Pierson...
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The GOP Has Figured Out How to Appeal to Women
The GOP Has Figured Out How to Appeal... How do you tell women that you respect them and will represent their interests in political office? Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Rick Scott...
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Ferguson Grand Jury is Very Secret, Except For Twitter
Ferguson Grand Jury is Very Secret, E... The Ferguson grand jury continues to struggle with the whole law and order thing. Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Ferguson St. Louis Michael Brown...
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The Ebola Patient Probably Coughed On Your Latte
The Ebola Patient Probably Coughed On... Don't be alarmed, but the Dallas Ebola patient hung out with a bunch of people. Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Ebola Thomas Eric Duncan Dallas...
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Ebola Man Will be Prosecuted for Having Ebola
Ebola Man Will be Prosecuted for Havi... We're not mad you have Ebola. We're just mad you lied about it. Submitted by: Melinda Taub Regular Keywords: Thomas Eric Duncan Liberia Ebola Ebola outbreak...
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Kickstarter Campaign to Watch George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Fuck
Kickstarter Campaign to Watch George ... Every little bit helps! Submitted by: johnhowellharris Regular Keywords: George Clooney Amal Alamuddin wedding sex fuck kickstarter one billion dollars money...
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There Is No Way The Two Escaped Prisoners Haven't Fallen In Love At This Point
There Is No Way The Two Escaped Priso... It's been ten days since two prisoners escaped from an upstate New York facility. That's given them plenty of time to fall in love with each other. Submitted...
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Jesus Christ: "Any Republican Candidate Who Wants My Endorsement Is Gonna...
Jesus Christ: "Any Republican Candida... If Trump, Huckabee, or any of the other dipshits angling for the Republican nom want the Religious Right on their side, they're gonna have to play ball with...
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A Gift Guide For Lady Liberty's 130th Year Anniversary
A Gift Guide For Lady Liberty's 130th... Today marks the 130th anniversary of the Statue of Liberty entering the New York harbor. What do you get the lady liberty who has it all? We've made a gift...
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An MTV Teen Mom Raps About Diabetes And In A Roundabout Way Makes You Never...
An MTV Teen Mom Raps About Diabetes A... Mackenzie McKee, star of MTV's 'Teen Mom 3' released a slammin' single to raise awareness of diabetes and to make healthier lifestyle choices. Unfortunately,...
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Wisconsin Bans Kangaroo Service Animals And I'm Taking It As A Personal...
Wisconsin Bans Kangaroo Service Anima... A city council in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin said that kangaroos do not count as service animals. But I think they aren't aware of all the services animals are able...
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Stephen Colbert Mocks Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign Announcement...
Stephen Colbert Mocks Donald Trump's ... Donald Trump announced he is running for president again and we have to listen to him and the media has to cover this as a real story because he has money. No...
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Queen Of England Guest Op-Ed: "Time For The Queen To Hit The Open Road"
Queen Of England Guest Op-Ed: "Time F... Repairs to Buckingham Palace may force the Queen out. But like a true road dog, she's taking it all in stride. Submitted by: FOD News Regular Keywords:...
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Larry Wilmore Invites Himself Onto Bill O'Reilly's All-White Panel About Race
Larry Wilmore Invites Himself Onto Bi... On last night's The Nightly Show, Larry Wilmore points out that something is missing from Bill O'Reilly's panel about race relations in this country: anyone...
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Donald Trump's Racist Remarks Lead To J Balvin Leaving Miss USA
Donald Trump's Racist Remarks Lead To... Colombian singer J Balvin cancelled his appearance on the Miss USA pageant following Donald Trumps racist statements against Latin Americans and Mexicans....
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Sent Emails I Wish I Could Undo
Sent Emails I Wish I Could Undo After years of experimenting with "undo send" as a Labs feature, Google announced that it was officially adding it as an option for Gmail users. That's little help for...
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